im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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