I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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