doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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