Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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