I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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