I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
