Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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