How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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