I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
i think im in europe. pls send help
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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