you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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