it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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