no. you can't hotbox the world.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
When are your genitals available?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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