I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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