That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
