thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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