I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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