Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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