Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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