Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
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