She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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