Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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