I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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