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thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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