just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
As shirtless as possible
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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