Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
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