Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
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