did you get engaged???
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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