I wannas sexs uuuuu
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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