nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
handjob tips. give me some.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Randomize
