Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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