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it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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