it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I deserve this hangover.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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