Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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