It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
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