i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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