And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize
