can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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