Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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