Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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