Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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