I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I can't turn off my feet"
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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