Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
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Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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