I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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