it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm passing your future prison.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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