I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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