Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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