Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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