I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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