I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
