I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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