I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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