its not stalking. its research.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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