I'm really into asian looking animals
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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