I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Randomize
