Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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