you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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