Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Randomize
